Too Much Pickleball

Too Much Pickleball

Pickleball is more than a game — for some, it’s an obsession. This collection spoofs protest organizations with tongue‑in‑cheek designs that highlight the family members left behind when players disappear to the court “just one more time.”

Whether you’re the player, the spouse, or the child, these shirts are perfect for wearing together as a humorous group set.

And while the jokes are front and center, they also serve as a playful reminder: maybe we do spend too much time away from loved ones, and finding a balance between the court and family makes the game even sweeter.

Great as pickleball gifts for families, couples, and players who love to laugh at their own dedication (or deadication!) to the sport.

Too Much Pickleball

P.P.

The Pickleball Player

This design is for the player who knows they’re hooked.

The rhyme confesses: “I’m the one who disappears most evenings to play pickleball. Weekends are a given. Mornings? Occasionally. Lunch breaks? If I’m lucky. I know what I’ve become. The court calls — and I always answer. Just one more game.”

Funny, self‑aware, and a little too true — perfect for pickleball players who embrace their obsession while remembering that balance matters too.

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C.A.P.P

Children Against Pickleball Players

This design speaks for the kids who wait.

The spoof message says: “C.A.P.P. is for the children who wait. For the stories that go untold, the games that go unplayed, and the goodnight hugs that never come. We know you love us. We just wish you would volley a little attention our way. I used to be your MVP.”

Funny and heartfelt, it’s a reminder that while pickleball is addictive, the best wins are the ones shared with family.

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S.A.P.P

Spouses Against Picklball Players

This design gives voice to the spouses left behind.

The playful protest reads: “Through S.A.P.P., spouses abandoned day in and day out by the monster known as pickleball can come together and find hope for tomorrow. We stand united, dedicated to reclaiming our loved ones from the grip of the court — one missed dinner, one lonely weekend at a time. I used to be your doubles partner.”

It’s a humorous way to rib your partner, while also nudging them to remember that love off the court deserves as much attention as rallies on it.

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